Transcript GM: The trap is sprung a gout of green flame comes from the wall. ALL: GREEN FLAME! GM: That’s getting old. I’m changing the color. A gout of red flame– ALL: RED FLAME! GM: Yep. Getting real old.
Transcript Bard: What’s this thing? Wizard: A D20 also known as the plastic rock of fate. Bard: So…what do we do with it? Wizard: Beats me. Sure looks cool though!
Transcript GM: For damage, roll a d12. Barbarian: Which one is the d12? GM: It is the dodecahedron composed of twelve regular faces. The most beautiful platonic solid in my opinion. Barbarian: So which one is the d12?
Transcript GM: You are in a dark cave. You can’t see anything. Barbarian: I attack the darkness. All: Ha ha ha. GM: That one never gets old. Barbarian: I think I peed a little of my Mountain Dew.
Transcript Bard: We’ve been wandering around for hours. Wizard: Nobody has any torches. Bard: What kind of wizard doesn’t have a light spell? Wizard: Light is lame. I didn’t want to waste a spell slot. Bard: I make a click sound. What skill is echo location? Wizard: Wait..I forgot. I have dark vision. Can we[…]
Transcript Barbarian: I’m tired of fighting goblins. It’s so boring and not very challenging! GM: You hear a rumble in the bowels of the earth. The goblins flee in terror! GM: Gorlab the Annihilator emerges from the darkness! Dwarf: You just had to open your big mouth…
Transcript Reaper Lich: And then my minions will– (Phone rings): *RING* *RING* Wizard: Hello? Hey Charlie! No, we’re just hanging out. What are you doing? Reaper Lich: Shall I just text the rest of the plot? Barbarian: I’m going to get a drink from the fridge. Anybody want one? Reaper Lich: *sigh*
Transcript Dwarf: What are you doing down there? Barbarian: Morning Calisthenics. Gotta keep in shape! … Dwarf: Poison hasn’t warn off yet, huh? Barbarian: I haven’t been able to move since yesterday. Don’t tell the bard.
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