Transcript Zombie: Uhhhgn…brains! Zombie: … Zombie: Zombie need brains! Barbarian: Hey!
Transcript Barbarian: I try to grapple the dragon. GM: You probably shouldn’t try that. This is a challenge 30 legendary creature. Barbarian: Rolled a 20! I crit! GM: This is why we can never have satisfying story arcs. Wizard: I cast polymorph on the dragon.
Transcript Bard: So how do I win? Dwarf: You don’t really win. It’s sort of like collaborative storytelling. Dwarf: Just say what you would like to do and roll a d20. The GM is the narrator and referee. Bard: Cool. I’d like to win. I roll the d20.
Transcript Dwarf: Missed? Don’t I get a +2 for flanking? GM: No. That was 3.5e and 4e. In 5e flanking gives advantage and it’s completely optional. Dwarf: Which edition are we doing again? GM: 5e without flanking. With it, things like pack tactics are useless. You just miss. Dwarf: This edition sucks.
Transcript GM: Hey! No phones at the table! Bard: It’s ok. I loaded my character sheet on it and need it for rolls. Narrator: Later that night… GM: Crit again? Let me see this thing. Dice roll formula max(100d20)?!
Transcript Barbarian: What’s that?! Wizard: A frost giant. Wizard: Immune to cold. Armor class of 15. About 138 hit points. They like to throw rocks at a distance, but have multi-attack with a great axe for up close. Barbarian: You memorized the monster book? Wizard: All part of my training regimen.
DnD 5E RPG Condition Cards: Intoxicated Bonus Card When a friend pledges for our 5e RPG Condition Cards kickstarter we will add a bonus card, Intoxicated! See kickstarter for details and how to redeem. Also, see our free download for 5e Drinking Rules for a way to add Inebriated to your game. Intoxicated adds the following rules for your[…]
Transcript Barbarian: It’s all about min/maxing, my friend. Barbarian: You don’t need useless knowledge skills or passive perception. Barbarian: Bard, are you listening? Why are you not saying anything?
Transcript Dwarf: A spider kill it! Bard: Wait! You don’t know it’s bad. Besides he’s just a little one. What harm could he do? Dwarf: You were saying… Bard: No comment.
DnD 5e Homebrew Drinking Rules In Dungeons and Dragons, it always comes up. You stop by the local tavern to pickup on some quests and rumors and the party starts a party. Most DMs at this point wing it or begin applying penalties helter-skelter. There are a few drinking rules here and here, but we decided to[…]